A colleague sent this to me by email. I love it…
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, ‘Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?’
‘Reading a book,’ she replies, (thinking , ‘Isn’t that obvious?’)
‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her.
‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’
‘For reading a book,’ she replies ,
‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her again,‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading’
‘Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’
‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault ,’ says the woman.‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the game warden.
‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’
‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It’s likely she can also think.
Grumpy Old Man 
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I think this one takes some of its cues from a tale (which might be apocryphal) about an Australian scoutmaster who is being interviewed on air by a radical feminazi. At issue is the scoutmaster’s unusual approach concerning his teaching young boy scouts the proper handling and use of firearms. Needless to say, the feminist interviewer thinks this is a very bad idea.
“But aren’t you equipping these boys to kill, perhaps to become psychopaths and murders?” she asks.
“Well, ma’am,” replies the scoutmaster, “You have all the equipping you need to be a whore but that doesn’t mean you became one.”
(Or something like that. This is all from memory. Any errors are mine alone.)