Remember Dr Jonathan V Wright of stomach acid fame? This should jog your memory:
When Theresa’s husband started leaving his socks in the fridge…
She was merely worried. But when he came back from a fishing trip minus the fish, his boat and his dog, they both decide to see Dr Wright. Vincent thought he was “losing it”, but it turned out he was actually missing the stomach acid he needed to break down his food. And without it, his brain cells weren’t being “fed” the nutrients they depend on. He’s sharp as a razor now!
Well, after months of milking that particular teat it seems to have run dry, so the good Dr Wright has moved on to another, namely benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH). The standard treatment for this common (well, amongst grumpy old men, anyway) ailment is a drug called finasteride, variously marketed under other names, such as Proscar and Propecia (in its other use as a cure for male-pattern baldness).
Here is what Dr Wright has to say on the subject of finasteride:
Are you sitting down?
Researchers at the University of Southern California recently tested this assumption [that finasteride is good for the prostate] and the results couldn’t have been more alarming.
As recorded in the British Journal of Cancer, researchers studied 52 men with high PSA…
First they gave the men baseline biopsies to make sure there were no signs of cancer…
then they gave 27 of the men a one-year course of finasteride, the standard drug for benign prostate problems. The other 25 were given nothing.
When the year was up, researchers gave each man a second biopsy. Guess what they found?
Nearly 30% of the men taking finasteride DEVELOPED PROSTATE TUMOURS
Yet tumours were found in only one of the 25 men taking nothing.
This would indeed be alarming if the sample size were larger, and if the study actually exists, but a search of the British Journal of Cancer failed to find it. I did, however, find this one in the same journal, and I shall quote its conclusions:
Compared to medication non-users, overall prostate cancer incidence was not significantly affected in finasteride users (hazard ratio 0.87; 95% CI 0.63–1.19). Incidence of Gleason 2–6 tumours, however, was decreased among finasteride users (HR 0.59; 95% CI 0.38–0.91), whereas incidence of Gleason 7–10 tumours was unchanged (HR 1.33; 95% CI 0.77–2.30). The protective effect concerned mainly screen-detected tumours. Overall prostate cancer risk was not significantly reduced among alpha-blocker users relative to non-users, but decreased incidence of high-grade tumours was observed (0.55; 95% CI 0.31–0.96).
The detection of low-grade, early-stage tumours is decreased among men who use finasteride for symptomatic BPH. The protective effect of finasteride can also be expected in men with benign prostatic hyperplasia.
So what is Dr Wright’s case? What is his motive for his campaign of misinformation? We get to that a couple of paragraphs later, under a photograph of a bemused looking elderly man being embraced by one with the blissful expression of a well-fucked woman:
Aaron was facing the surgery all men dread…But Dr Wright saved his sex life
After 4 years of painful BPH, Aaron couldn’t bear it anymore. His doctor was saying “surgery”, but his wife was horrified! “Aaron,” she said, “haven’t you heard enough from your brother about what surgery does? A good thing he’s a widower.”
Now Aaron and his wife are happy and fulfilled again. His prostate has shrunk, his pains are gone and he says, “I don’t have a problem anymore.” Details in your FREE BONUS GIFT
See page 22 to claim your FREE BONUS GIFT Dr Wright’s 82 Secrets for treating the “Incurable”
Of course, you only get the so-called free bonus gift if you sign up for an expensive subscription to Wright’s Health and Nutrition.
There are several red flags in Wright’s epistle (by the way, he’s stopped spamming me by email, he now sends his rubbish through the mail which means I have to type out quotes instead of cutting and pasting). His inaccurate (or at best selective) reporting of research, the “hook” he uses to suck the reader in and get him to part with money in the hope of the “miracle” cure and the silliness of the language, amongst others, are all indications that this is the work of a snake oil salesman, and this is confirmed by looking at Quackwatch.
If you value your health, use Wright’s pamphlets as firelighters or to line the bottom of your parrot cage—don’t under any circumstances buy his bullshit.
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